Humpty sat in the refrigerator pondering and pondering, which is pretty much what eggs did. They were deep existential thinkers, contemplating on the nature of good and evil, and the nature of man and man’s relationship to them. He pondered on metaphysical things like the nature of the eternal yolk, the finitude of the shell […]Read more "Humpty"
Jack and Jill were a pair of punks who loved cocaine and BDSM. They cut each other before Jack gave Jill a punitive buggering or vice versa. One day, after a long session filled with tiny rivulets coating both pair of cheeks, blood, and murmurs of orgasms lasting long after the post-coital cigarette, they were […]Read more "Jack and Jill"
I announced my retirement today as a professional boxer. I won fifty fights and lost only four, and my manager patted me on the back, and said, “You should be proud of yourself, son. You owned this sport,” but I cried in the shower. I sobbed aloud and screamed, “What a tragedy! What a fucking […]Read more "The pugilist"
Men with peace signs: We only want love. Intelligent woman: So do something about it! There are two groups vehemently arguing. Men with peace signs: We only want love. Intelligent woman: Listen, we can stop this before things get messy. But I need your help. I’ll do the talking, and since you’re strong men, you […]Read more "Turn the other cheek"
I’m chef Frank Baudelaire of the three Michelin star restaurant Ambiance, and today I’m going to tell you a little about us, and also guide you through the process of making our world-famous dish, Toad Curry. We started Ambiance in a little corner of Marseilles three years ago to give the locals an experience like […]Read more "Toad Curry"
I met another version of him after three years: a totally different avatar. I wanted to meet him after reading one of his recently published poems. The tone of the piece showed a shift from his earlier work. His initial writing was effervescent, or like David’s psalms began on a note of melancholia and then […]Read more "Closure"