The beef-eating Sadhus, Sundar and Bundar were lynched. – Anonymous Anonymous’s crisp, concise, lucid, pragmatic style is like petrichor after the boisterous farting of the neo-jazz postmodern novels. No discordant trombones, no horrisonant, screeching trumpets playing that sharp C. The beef-eating Sadhus is just a to-the-point, in-your-face micro-novel. – The New Guardian Anonymous’s exploration of […]Read more "Reviews for the beef-eating Sadhus"
So, we’re a bunch of elitist men discussing the subtleties and nuances of a Rembrandt – the rich browns and the gentle beiges – in a stylish lounge bar, sipping on Château Cheval Blanc. We then talk about Ezra Pound and Fascism. “I quite enjoy him. He’s an exotic, fragile thrill,” I say; my voice […]Read more "Fine old gentlemen"
That day, I found myself on purple grass under a green sky. There were two moons in the sky and half a sun that burned furiously. I was sweating profusely, but when I wiped a little sweat off my forehead, I realized that I was sweating blood. I panicked. I shuddered. I thought I was […]Read more "The mythos of reasoning"
I woke up that morning, feeling sixty-five and I needed a walk. I needed to breathe in the fresh air. Now, I lived on the outskirts of the city and there was a Jacaranda Park very close to my house. The violet-blue flowers dancing to the rhythm of the morning breeze invigorated me and filled […]Read more "Sodom"
“Master Toshi! Master Toshi! Now that I’ve mastered the monkey crane wing kick and the oxtail punch, what must I do?” “You must learn the dead crow mountain slap.” “Master Toshi! Master Toshi! Look after 15 tries, I’ve learnt it. Now, the enemies of peace will shudder!” “There is always much to learn. Find […]Read more "Kung Fu Prose"
“Hi! Welcome to The Coffee Bean! May I take your order?” “Yes. A tall kale syrup infused, vegan papaya crushed candy sprinkled, no-sugar, no-dairy dairy, zero-carb, zero-fat, 23.23% water only, 15% synthetic ice, organic walnut mocha ala climate change activist with two decaffeinated espresso shots made from wheat kernels.” “Sure. Is there anything else you’d […]Read more "Getting Coffee"
My dear fashionistas, As the new year approaches, I’d like to take this time to acknowledge the Trendsetters of 2019. These are two people who defined elegance this year. They appealed to our aesthetic sensibilities. They redefined the arts with their style or flamboyance. The fashion industry flourishes because of them. So, without further ado, […]Read more "Fashion Trendsetters of 2019"