“Hi! Welcome to The Coffee Bean! May I take your order?”

“Yes. A tall kale syrup infused, vegan papaya crushed candy sprinkled, no-sugar, no-dairy dairy, zero-carb, zero-fat, 23.23% water only, 15% synthetic ice, organic walnut mocha ala climate change activist with two decaffeinated espresso shots made from wheat kernels.”

“Sure. Is there anything else you’d like?”

“Yes. Give me your biggest, smelliest, filthiest, greasiest, blue-veined pork sausage. It helps balance things out.”

© Nitin Lalit Murali (2019)

Photo by Mike Kenneally on Unsplash

 

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